*This story is based on an actual event. Special thanks to the trifling young man who inspired the story.* As I was heading back to my car to get the remainder of my groceries, I noticed a small note on the windshield. I hesitantly opened the note and read the tiny words written inside of it: “ Hi, I think you’re cute, and I would like to get better acquainted with you if that's possible..... call me...." -Diego Enclosed in the note was a business card with his number written on it. Diego was one of my neighbors who lived in the same building; his apartment was just below mine. Thoughts quickly fluttered my mind, as I began to go into deep contemplation of even calling this guy. I wasn’t the least bit excited about getting to know him because I had reached the plateau on meeting new people and dating . As much as I was tired of the single life, I was just as tired of forming relationships that were not going anywhere. I decided to play detec